Life of a Black Skinned Woman

I was watching this debate after one month of it was aired. I don’t get time to watch television at all 

BTW who watches CNB yaar? I dont……….

I am madly busy for myself. Sometimes it is too suffocating…..I forget all the important things in my personal life. My mom is  so angry with me. At my counseling time, my spiritual teacher is also upset with me that I don’t give her a daily report of my life. First of she is truly mad at me for practicing astrology. I told her that I have ‘ Guru Chandal Yog” and she didn’t understand that. How can she,? Huh? For those who don’t know what Guru Chandal yog is, when Jupiter and Rahu conjunct in a house, that avastha is called Guru Chandaal yog. Astrologically this is a very mean yoga, which people don’t like to speak up. I don’t see any shameful thing in having Guru Chandaal yoga, because I am not a traditional Hindu astrologer who relies totally on my astrology chart. I look at it to know how universe has programmed me. That’s all; rest all I invest with my lord. Because astrology is not a solution for your problems. It is just a divine knowledge which gives you enlightenment.

 When Jupiter and Rahu are conjunct, then it means the person is rebellious. They have to struggle a lot to respect others and to get respect from others. Or, take it like this, your life will be full of events where you see respecting others is not your cup of Vodka,tea or coffee and you don’t mind getting into any conflicts. You don’t worry taking up a bad name in front of the world. You care a ‘F” about that. Others find it very difficult to tame you and you are not anywhere within their reach. This can be with any one, parents, spouse, siblings, kids, neighbors or anyone. They will see totally like a narcissist. A person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. Whoever  come across in your life says that you are highly self-obsessed.

Well, now those who has this conjunction, there is a good news for you. The intensity of this yoga will reduce during your late 30s. For me, many people say you have “ Guru Chandal yoga and it is not good for a female. Oh …….take it easy guys, you can’t do anything about any bad placement in your chart other than submitting to the lord and asking guidance from him.

I see famous astrologers describing all the planetary placements and predictions on their channels, I feel so sick about it. Can they change anything? No. That’s the truth. So instead of spreading false remedies and hopes why don’t they try to fix people’s focus in the Lord Almighty? See, how Guru Chandaal yoga working within me?

Well, yesterday was my office party at Le Meridian Kochi. I don’t go for any office parties and I really hate that. My interaction with my colleagues are very less, may be my Guru Chandaal yoga…….. During my yearly appraisal, I got a strict warning from my reporting manager to interact with others, I tried hard………mujhse ho nahi paya. I can’t do that. I asked my reporting manager whether I can skip this party and obviously he said no.

Ufffffff, the with half mind I went for this party and I were just sticking on to my friend Viz. My colleagues presented some program and I was sleeping, but I woke up for food. It was so nice, then I skipped the program and went to my spiritual teacher’s house and we chat till late night. I spoke about my life, my temptations, my struggles and it was really a refreshing time.

Well, let’s come back to our topic of these Roast program Comedy Nights Bachao. Krushna Abhishek is my favorite comedian. No doubts. Lekin his program CNB is nothing but a shit. It is unbearable. He says it’s a roast. I dunno why people want to make fun of others about their looks? They enjoy underestimating others look and they call it as enjoyment. For me, it is a kind of mental disease called Sadism.

My skin color is dark. It is very much towards brown. Wherever I have worked, there were at least 2or 3 people who made fun of my color. In this present office, one day one employee came and asked me to read his chart. I read his chart for “Free”. I never give free readings for males. Still, I gave. The very next day he is making fun of my color. He got an insightful reading and he is not grateful for that , and he is now feeling my color is dark? Didn’t he feel that when he was sitting and listening his life sketch for free? Loafer. I dont even look at his face after that. He is disgusting. 

I was totally angry, I caught hold of him and threatened not to take advantage and he and I are never friends or I never need him as a friend. He could not tolerate that. First of all, that guy looks like a &%*&)(*.( sorry for personal attacks, but he asked for this from me)  Then how can he come and make fun of my color? I dunno why fair people all tend to mock at dark people. Do they get any personal gratification from mocking at a god’s creation? Or do they feel superior to darkies? You guys may say that I am super emotional, but guys, I took so many years to come out of that inferiority complex injected by the society that I am dark so ugly.  Why you want to add into my worries? 

I am an astrologer, if I say somoene, offffff your chart is damaged and your life is gone, then will you spare me? 

I studied with fair gals and guys. They all looked so beautiful and I donno why from the childhood onwards I was never jealous of any fair ladies. The only fair woman I am ever jealous is our Ex-Prime Minister Smt Indira Gandhi.  It was not for her beauty only, but for her capabilities too. I donno what critics say about her, but she was an iron woman. She died for her country, that is called dying with honor. I also would prefer such a death, I am happy to sacrifice the last drop of my blood for my country.  My old classmates  ask me how I maintain like this. They are nowhere in the media or social scene or many of them don’t even have a career. That doesn’t mean that I am rocking here, but I am thinking about how I was underestimated by some of them during my childhood for being a brownie or blackie.

 I had a close friend during my school days, which many of the guys were obsessed about. Those days there was no closer interaction with male and females, we used to stand keeping some distance. I never felt this gal was beautiful, not that as well, she never used to brush properly. I used to walk with her so I knew how much she stinks. I was so healthy and fit than her and I never found any guy interested in me that time.

Even though my black color was an issue for some, after I grew up I have been proposed only by  fair and dashing hunks. I dunno for what. When I look back, all guys (around 5) who proposed me were so dashing and their color  towards the fairer side . They all told me that they always had a fascination to have a girlfriend like me with brown skin and honey colored eyes.Pata nahi daana daal rahe  the ki nahi.  Sab kuch chalta hey is duniya mein. Even my husband, he is a fair and handsome guy; he used to tell me that his dream was to marry a girl like Anu Agarwal who is a dusky beauty.  Well he married a lady no less than Anu Agarwal…..he can be happy.

  Even if it is like that, I will protest if someone make fun of my color, that you are black. It is because we are in a society and feel good for fair things.  Even Kishenji   (Lord Krishna) is there for dark people. but people want Kishenji to ask his mom, “Mein kyun Kala”  and ‘ “Radha Kyun Gori”. The highlight is that Kishenji was not after Radhaji, It was Radhaji who was pagal after Kishenji. 

I am asking only this  , you may be running a roast program, if you are  making your living by insulting others , then you should change your career. You should not eat from someone’s   burdens; it will act against you one day.

  AIB aka All India Bakchod , another roast group. They should   of course be  banned.   In one roast program Ranvir Singh, Arjun Kapoor, was making fun of one AIB guy, that when that guy was born, his dad looked at his mother and said from now onwards only “anal sex”

What nonsense? How can someone humiliate someone else parents like this? If I was at his place I would have jumped up to the stage and slapped these heroes even if they are super stars or whatever. Instead, this AIB guy is sitting and showing his teeth as if it was a pious joke……………Pls draw lines, pls,…..

  Roast supporters say, that it is a popular concept in the US. Please go to the US then. You can call me underdeveloped brain, but if you say my parents will change missionary position to anal just because they gave birth to an ugly child( according to AIB standards)  or my color is black because of too much of gulab jamun, then I will surely get offended. You guys had a bad upbringing. If you guys has a good upbringing, you would have known the meaning of mutual respect and empathy. 

It gives a kind of inferiority complex. I don’t see any fun in that because you are telling that you guys are superior to me that too in this country of democracy and socialism.  You fair guys are telling ” black people should not come to the forefront, becs they are not presentable? ” 

 Why do they want to enjoy like putting others down? Pls watch CNB, Bharti Singh, who is an integral part of CNB, she is little healthier, she shamelessly put herself down for money. Almost all episodes we can see people insulting her for her extra weight, and she showing her teeth for just money, money and money. What value is in such wealth for that you have to put yourself down? What hope are you giving for those fat ladies who literally depressed because of overweight and going through inferiority complex?

 You are spreading a message, it is ok to insult others and thus enjoy. And those who have such qualities should silently bear with all these? Why don’t you help the society to change their mind set in freely accepting all kind of people ?

 There are so many people in this world who live in pain because they are not good looking according to the social standards. I am involved with so many such people’s lives, so I know, its very hard than you can imagine.  I went through such pains in my childhood and I took a lot to come out of that stigma injected by the society ruled by so Called fair people.  You may not be able to solve such pain, but you can stop hurting them more. Not everyone is brought up in the same way. So please come up with meaningful things in your life. Thus spread light and love.

Few years back my fellow theologians from the USA came down to India for spiritual retreat. Among them one asked me in a private conversation, ” In your TV channels whomever seen are fair and handsome …..but in reality I dont see any fair people in India”  Lolzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If any dark skinned gal out there who is been bullied by this fair angels, pls contact me, I will tell you how to manage the situation. Apun bhi kam nahi ………

Me ( Jay)

And

Tannishtha Chatterjee

Tannishta is Fair I guess……If  she is black, then what is my color? 

 Ok chalo chodo, ab sab milke ek gaane dekhte hey, ek not so gora hero ek hi vaqt do do ladkiyo ko , vo bhi gori chitti, pata rahe hey  ……

My favrt Bonny with Koushani Mukherjee and Swastika Dutta 

By : Benny Dayal & Satrujit Dasgupta