I went to Moonnar with my son Cyrus. It was arranged by his school and I went with him taking a break.

Selfie With Son

A Carroty Treat

Signals from the troubled Universe

All Jz that Violetta

Trump Vs Clinton : My Thoughts

Its 3:17 a m in India. I have cold and mild fever and I could not sleep after 2 A M. Climate is not bad, but this daily travel for 4+ hours is making me really tired. Hope my Venus Dasa which is going to start by June 2017 would bring some changes.

Well, after the US election results came, there are so many astrologers, who became fun material infront of the world. This is why I always say, don’t trust astrology so much. Sometimes it may not work as we think.

I think I am hated by traditional astrologers in India, they feel I donno the true astrology stuff. Well, as a theologian, I must tell you there is something named GOD above the planetary calculations. The real problem of traditional astrologers is that they rarely trust GOD. For most of them Sun, Jupiter , Venus are GODS LOL………… They have endless remedies…….. for each and every problem.

As a person who has interest in politics, and who HAD a dream to be in politics, I was following the US election updates. I wrote a big article on how I wish Trump to win. Looking at many astrologers predicting for Hillary, I was wondering how it can happen. First of all her birth details are no where available.

I will show you the most convincing predictions in the Youtube, which were accurate. I shared this on my FB also. On Oct 21, because I knew this is what exactly going to happen. Moreoevr Sourabh and Me were betting for Trump only.

The 1^st Video

You can see my comment on her video before and after the elections.

Ms Joni Patry is a noted astrologer in the world, she is from the USA. I am a great fan of her, and my admiration increased after I watched the video. This is how you do an astrology consultation.

You can so many other astrologers coming up and giving so much of crap infos like Jupiter going bad, Rahu going good, something square that, Neptune trining that, guys…………….Pls shut up.

If you were watching the US updates and if you had any idea how international politics is, and the Immigration policy speech of Mr Trump……….you would not ever have to bring up Neptune and Pluto to such simple thing.

These people I doubt whether they watch any news channels at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The main blow on Hillary was this . Leave Syria and ISIS

Benghazi

Thanks to youtube.

People will laugh at me for this video

I always say………….astrology is nothing in front of theology……but my fellow astrologers make fun at me. The revelations truly happens. It’s difficult for ordinary people to understand such revelations.

I told my dad and my husband that Trump will win…….they laughed at me…..

When me and my dad who is a rational, was watching US election updates live. I told him ” See I told you earlier Hillary will get defeated ” He did not like it. He yelled at me, “shut up you and you astrology.”……..but I never checked any astrology reason for US elections. All I knew was Trump has played his card very well, where Hillary lost it years back.

Main stream media stood for Hillary……..now a days noone trust Media…….

Even JLo’s numbers  could not save her

Those who regularly keep an eye in international relations could easily identify that this time it would be Trump

My Proofs for my predictions

This chat took place on Oct 31^st 2016

Chat with My Client and He is in the US

Proof 1 For My Prediction

Proof 2 For My Prediction

I can give so many other proofs………..for me predicting for Trump

I am not here to prove anything, but as an astrologer, I thought I must let others know my skill. Meri market value bad jaayegi

For those astrology lovers who look more into stars and less into god, Lemme tell you……..it won’t work like that.

I can show you n number of YouTube videos which these astrologers sitting and sharing their astrology knowledge,  LIKE stars moving this degree, that degree……..entering that dasa, Rahu being strong bla bla bla …………but end result nothing.

I already have bad name as a dumb ass astrologer from Kerala without any sound knowledge in the Vedic stuff as others want and have. Well, time will prove.

It high time we change our perspective towards astrology and use it for constructive purposes.

There are so many astrologers who said for Trump, but no one said like Ms Patry. Hats off Jony ji

Buahahahaha

For Hillary favoring astrologers, please leave your astrology and listen to this

I saw this video 3 times………..

Have you  ever gone through Clinton Foundation( Middle East funded )

website?

You may call me arrogant……….but it’s high time, astrologers open their mind and come out of planets for Each and Everything.

If someone loves his country, He should not be  labelled as a Racist……….and its high time people should focus on improving their homelands……not a foreign country.  If Pakistan is not allowing me to live there how can I call Mr Sheriff a Racist?

Wrong predictions anyone can give……..I also have given…….

What I meant is don’t rely too much on astrology……..GOD is there………He decides.

Your trines and squares, your 1000 kind of lagnas, your aspects, conjunctions and placements……..God feels funny about that.  Your remedies………….

I get occasionally beaten up by this traditional astrologers for not doing pooja, vidhi, and remedies. They call me Satanist ……….and rebel and heights of Guru Chandaal Yoga……..

I trust my lord. I always said. Yes astrology works, but not always. It is just a method for self-awareness.

I am sure Christopher Steven’s soul will be laughing now like Hillary Laughed at his prosecution…………Well how can anyone laugh at someone’s pains like this????

Watch that prosecution video again

Benghazi…………that was the true Waterloo of Hillary. Isn’t it?

NB: I wrote this article not for any name or fame.I am not interested in such gliteratti . I wrote a long article on Trump’s chance ( purely political one) on this date

I felt bad for posting this here. I showed my colleagues also……. Later on I was watching all those complex astrology videos on cracking this simple matter. I truly felt funny. I will never try to get cheap publicity also because

I am afraid of this scripture. I have tasted the pain of humbling down in my life. I dont want it again…………….My motto

Less Luggage More Comfort

I was in deep sleep. Why should not I? That day evening I went to the terrace and lied down looking at the countless number of stars and Moon. I played devotional songs in my mobile and spend time in communicating with my lord. How gracefully created the universe.  It was a Saturday and I told my mom that I am going to pray so she should not call me for anything for the next 2 hrs. I thought I will just watch the moon and the first star ……but I kept on watching stars coming out one by one as the darkness deepens. I have heard that we can see artificial satellites in the night sky as well as UFO s. I could see 2 flights, but other than that I saw something traveling in a zig-zag mode.

After few days I informed my husband and kids about this zig zag object, he told me that it was an Indian Airlines flight and the pilot was drunk. The kids also were laughing. He added that pilot is anyway dismissed ………I knew it was not a flight….maybe I watch NASA more.

It was always my dream to spend a full moon on a beach. If god permits this dream will get fulfilled on this Jan 10th.

After this intense and emotional conversation with my lord, I cried also normally I don’t, I went to sleep. Obviously, it was a deep sleep. A sound sleeps ….

Suddenly the phone starts ringing. Normally I don’t switch my phone since some suicide lovers will call me for help. I get few calls and I had to talk to them for a long time. I keep my phone a hand’s distance while I sleep. One guy from Lampar***** company, he is a Malayalee only, married guy disturbed by explaining he had orgasm issues. This guy called in another name and on the first call itself I understood it was a fake call. Then later on this guy send me a friend request in Linked in. I added him, and then I took all the personal details, and then removed him. I told him clearly that I am not a sexologist. No other males have created any issues for me in all these years. Males like &*^ Na*&& from Lampa*&^% company are really under the name Maniacs

I took up the call, that call was an ISD. It was none other than may best friend, you all know he is a Gay. We can call him Mr. Rich bcs his ambition is to become very rich. So from here onwards we will call him Mr. Rich. He is working with a company and now onsite in Switzerland. I was so surprised that why he had to call me at 2 a m.

“I am in trouble, I need your help” He was yelling through the phone. I asked him to explain what exactly he is going through.

This is the issue. This guy is already 33 and now his mom wants him to marry. Ma da laadla……… His mom went and met a girl’s family and arranged a GIRL WATCHING ceremony soon after he comes from onsite. His mom doesn’t know his orientation. My mom knows his orientation because I have introduced him to my entire family. Before introducing him I gave my parents an introduction that, I am going to bring my best friend home and he is a Gay. I asked my mom, whether she knows   the meaning of being a Gay.  She told me like this” They are males who like to marry males” Wow……….my mom is smart. When Mr. Rich comes to visit me, I don’t bring lunch from home. I tell my mom Rich coming, so we are going for lunch together. Lemme tell you, I have a problem with his orientation. I literally hate that homosexual nature. But it is his life; he should decide whether he has to sleep with males or females. I am a person who truly believes that homosexuality is a sin.

Ok, so Rich is tensed about this marriage proposal. What advice will I give him? I told him to inform his family that he is not a straight. If he has the courage to be a gay, then he should have the heart to inform his family and not to cheat a female. That he can’t do. Instead, he has another plan. What is that?

Since he is a member of many gay groups, he has a lesbo friend. What he thinks that he will do a marriage with her consent and divorce after 1 year. I could not stop laughing after listening to this. I have checked his chart and I always had a doubt on his orientation before he opened it. It’s me only asked him directly what his sexual orientation was. One day we both went to one bank, and we were waiting for our turn. A day before that he gave me his chart to check.       So this question was in my mind …………I told him. I studied your chart carefully, but I have a question, I dunno how will you feel about it. I have a doubt about your sexual orientation. (Just imagine the possibility of astrology). To be frank his sexual history is truly disgusting. Without any coercion, he agreed that he is the same sex lover.

The plan is to marry a lesbo and divorce after 1 year doesn’t make any sense ….you all know. I told him “that maybe the most foolish decision to take. The best decision is to inform your family. Any way you are going to hurt your family, even if you divorce, it will hurt them, if it is your sexual orientation secret, that also going to hurt them. So chose the right path.´” What else I would say?

His pleasure is someone else’ pain. He is so adamant that he cant try to change.

Sex is much hyped ever than before.  It is debated muchWhen we look around some questions comes in mind

Are we living in an Over sexed world? Wherever we look we get some glimpse of people thinking and wanting more sex. Males, females even kids too. Look at the newspapers. It comes with the tips to seduce men, how to attract males, which heroines naval is best……….boobs are big so and so.

Since I am a working woman, I can see after the initial level of communications 3 out of 10 men are keen about sex topics. They are eager to know the vital stats, they are eager to explain what kind of woman they like; even females are fond   of push up bras and butt pads. If I say this is to attract males, they will call me a bitch. But the truth is that only.

Tell me why push up bras then? It is to push your breast up. Whats the problem if the breasts are not noticeable? Are you getting inferiority complex? You don’t have natural body mass and you are trying an artificial method to magnify the lesser body mass so that it can be in an ENHANCED mode.  So that people notice your padded beauty than your character and dignity. Right? You want others to look them. Then you complain of FF FF these males, they are horrible.

Just look at YouTube  ststus Deepak Chopra has 1lakh plus subscribers whereas Sunny Leone has 3 lakh plus. When we are on youtube we can see, the spiritual youtubers has very fewer subscribers than those who post videos on how to kiss a girl, how to remove sun tan, how to wear stockings, how to do makeup. Watch all the makeup videos, the real faces are so scared with pimple marks, acne and all, but they teach how to hide the real you. For what? Just to attract others.

A woman’s beauty is seen through there vital stats these days. For me, all the super models look alike. Especially in Bikinis they all look same. Same vital stats. Almost all  Bollywood  heroines look and act like same. Only little capture our heart like Smitha Patil, Shabana Azmi, most of them are yesteryear actresses not much known for their physical beauty.

I have seen, most men like such women, when you go to Linkedin, which is a professional network, we can see girls posting their own bikini photos, or wearing minimal dressed holding a cup to their lips and male members posting comment like offfffffwhat a body, look hot, sexy boobs, blab la blah.  Spirit is not respected; the only respect goes to the mortal bodies.

 That guy in Lampa&&&&Company was telling, he can’t marry because his sex drive is low. Actually, that guy is married. First, he said he is 29 and living in with a Philippine gal in UAE. Then he said he is 32 and he is in love with a beautician. I asked him to go to a sexologist. Actually, he got a virtual orgasm when he was sharing his sex issue with me. I knew it and disconnected the call.

When we go to chat rooms, we can see so many males ( or females) coming up in ids which means” he has high sex desire” ‘ uncle available at so and so place”, “Horsepower” XXXX . I dunno why people are so frustrated like this.  They jus want to share their frustration…. We can blame anyone because, there are so many countries surviving on the base of sex tourism.

Sex is too much promoted. A few months back when Government of India planned to block the porn videos then such a public uproar took place against the ban. People are interested to see others sexing where porn videos are shot after the effort of so many days. No one can perform as what you see like in them. But people want to live in a fake orgasmic atmosphere.  I have seen porn videos; I don’t see any great thing there like unending sexual activity. That will just contaminate your mind only. We are jus becoming like mind controlled slaves. You watch porn; get some weird ideas, then try to make it happen when it fails to happen, the fall into depression and hatred towards your spouse. Then try another person to get see whether it is working or not.

Even just look at the way women dress up………..All are trying to attract another human. For progress. How far can other human guarantee your progress when he or she herself is just a mortal like you?

Most males get a feel that every another woman talking to them is attracted to them.  That is a disgusting feeling. Even if the female doesn’t show any interest some men dare to ask for favors. Why men? Why are you so frustrated? Why you get a feel that all the women whom you interact with have sexual frustration and she enjoys sex chats? 

I can’t blame males only, there are so many women showing their vital organs, for getting benefits from their male bosses, colleagues. I know some gals like that also.

All are looking for more rights. Freedom of expression, expressing them in different ways. So many sex crimes, so many human right activists taking the meaning of human rights in a very different way, which is harmful to some extent.

Now the old generation will say this disease of sex hunger is purely a new generation disease. That is a wrong idea. Just look into all religious books, sex is mentioned everywhere.

It surely contaminates the society. The society has become a very unhealthy place for a woman to live with dignity. She is watched as an object for sex. Look at the actresses and models; they are ready to tear of their clothes in order to get money and fame. Some woman is creating their own nude photos. They say it is a professional photo shoot. The world has fallen into such low standards. Everyone is trying attract another human beings………..not god.

Nobody knows where to draw the lines. I wish ……the world will not be another Sodom and Gomorrah

Now I would like to share some input from your charts. It’s about pains from opposite sex.  All you have to look at Venus. There are so many divisional charts. You have to look at the main chart and all these divisional charts. When you see, this planet not in a happy condition that is an indication for pain from opposite sex. It can happen for males also. Venus is love, sex, and money in astrology when it is placed in a bad way………………….that means a lot…………..For males too. Beyond words. All we can do is to be cautious about our relationships and protecting ourselves. By giving a dignified image to others. It should come from within.

Which women don’t like beauty products? I love cosmetics, but I don’t use much. I have eyebrow cake, face cream, lipstick, eye liner ( kajal stick) and my Fogg red perfume always in my bag. It is very important to look good and add some beauty to the environment with our looks. Well, I am not that a beautiful female, but still I try to look not bad.
Baba Ramdev of course is beating up almost all beauty product companies with his herbal warriors. Why not, I am fed up of this chemical products. They harm our skin and they are in the market by testing it on poor animals. Which is really a cruelty?
I am using some of the Patanjali products and I found them really good. I am quoting only the products which were useful for me.

 
Patanjali Aloe Vera Gel

This is a very good product. I use it on my face before I sleep. It is basically a skin product. I use it on my face, neck, palms and legs as well. It nourishes the skin. After a long day when our legs are tired, and when we apply this on legs and feet it really gives so much of soothing effect.

Your feet will look good next morning. I have aloe vera plants at home, but applying raw aloe vera gives an itchy feel, so I use this for face, neck, palms, legs, and feet. I massage it for 5 minutes. It is really good. Men also can try this.

 
Apply this before you go to sleep. You can use it on scalp also, I have mentioned that in below paragraph

 
Patanjali Divya Kanti lep

 
This is an ideal product for those who struggle with pimples and acne, as far as I know. The only problem is that it has a very bad smell. It is a very nourishing lep, for face and neck. You have to mix it either with Gulab Jal aur aloe vera gel. I mix with Patanjali Aloe Vera gel, you apply it and keep it for 1to 2 hours.

Your skin will start acting against pimples and acnes. Men also can use this. It leaves a stain on clothes, so make sure you are using old or bad  dresses while you applying it. You can use it 3 days a week. I use it like that. It doing justice to me. I tried to buy it from Kerala, but I didn’t get it in any Patanjali store in Kottayam or Kochi, so I bought it from Delhi. I bought 3 bottles extra.

Patanjali Kesh Kanti Oil

 
I am a Keralite and no hair oil is precious than our coconut oil. I suggest pure coconut oil only. Even then, sometimes I use olive oil, on my hair. I bought this Kesh Kanti, and I am using it for some days. You have to use it overnight and wash off next day. I am a person who shampoos my hair every day because I travel everyday Kochi-Kottayam , Kottayam-Kochi. So, it’s necessary for me. I am not fond of long hair and I always make my hair shoulder length. It is easy to handle and no hassles.

I don’t like when I travel by bus someone’s hair coming into my mouth. I apply three days a week. I color my hair every 2nd week, so my hair needs more care. I apply this oil plus I apply aloe vera gel to it. My aloe vera plants are so gracious and I apply directly their juice onto my scalp. If I don’t get aloe vera leaf, so then I use Patanjali Aloe vera Gel.

 
The only problem is that this oil has an odor so, it may stand out and others may not like it. So wash it with some good shampoo, I use clinic plus whenever I use this hair oil.

 
Aloe Vera juice is good for hair, even if you apply it without oil. It will give you a shiny hair. I don’t have a hair fall now. Just apply it on your scalp. I do this for my daughter, my husband, Son, Dad, and mom. They are very happy.

I like to travel, maybe due to my 9^th house density I love travelling. My husband also like to travel, but my kids doesn’t like much travelling, but they are not fully independent so, when they grow up they may do it. My interest is to visit ancient settlements, pilgrim centers and places with historical connection. That may not be everyone’s interest.  

I like travelling alone, because I myself want to get lost into the flashback of those places and accommodating one person with me will be a hindrance. Moreover these days’ people are too much into selfie addiction. Recently me and my roommates (1 person from Scotland, another from China, another from Brazil)  went to some places. Only the Scot was walking with me the other two were totally lost in their selfie venture which was a hindrance for me and the Scot guy. Every other 20 minutes these gals were clicking their fotos and posting in what’s app. The Scot was also getting irritated.

When we travel to a place, it’s always good we read history and then go for the visit. For example, we are going to visit an ancient temple, when we know how the temple was built, on which time period and under which King.

If you are a woman traveler in India , I would like to suggest my favorite place of stay. Zostel will be an ideal place to stay for a woman traveler. Zostel is an international brand and they have a chain of hostels in India.

http://www.zostel.com/

Now they are in India on 16 locations, they are going to open up more.

Why I say this place is an ideal place for women, because of their ‘Ladies Dormitories”

For me I don’t like to sleep alone in a room. Until my marriage I shared my parent’s room. That’s is the benefit being in India, We can sleep with our parents even after being a mother of 2 kids. Now also some days I sleep at my parent’s room, I sleep on the floor. (My favorite place)

This Ladies Dormitories” are very safe and clean. Normally there 6 6 beds and you will get many friends from different parts of the world. You don’t have to bring any quilt or pillow. They are there already. You have lockers, hot water, washing machine (common) everything. They provide you with Indian, European and Continental breakfast also. Per day they charge INR 699 which is very reasonable. The security is pucca. I remember in Delhi we never used to lock our room.

The room service is also great. The staff is very well trained and supervised. This is a mixed hostel, Men are also staying. There are private rooms, male dormitory and mixed dormitory too. There is a lobby where you get wifi. Wifi is available in rooms and dorms as well. You can go to lobby and sit there and enjoy being with international community. Last year I met a Mayan girl and from her facial structure itself, I understood that she is a Mayan descendant. I told her how am I fascinated with her race and I wish to come to her place. She may be a person, but she carries so many stories with her, from her race. She was so beautiful…….so graceful and so filled with that ancient aroma.

As my birthday is coming up, I was planning to spend that day in meditation. I was looking for some ideal place. I checked Auroville ( Pondicherry ) , Jaisalmer,  Lonavla, or Khajuraho. I haven’t decided yet where to go. In Khajuraho there is a Zostel.  I am totally confused where to go. In Lonavla I have my own place to stay. I have my friend Priyanka Padwal’s home, her parents are very much willing to accommodate me. In Auroville, so many places to stay………I may prefer to go to Khajuraho.  I have Neelima in Jodhpur, I can stay at her uncle’s palace in Jaisalmer……Spend a night under the sky looking at moon, stars and clouds.

I have a trip to Dubai in February also, so I am just calculating…….I had an attraction for Auroville, but now it is not exiting me at all. I am confused. Jaisalmer or Khajuraho……………?

Any of my female readers, like to come with me, pls message me. If you are a selfie addict then………NO. I am not a sefie freak, but if you like to enjoy the sightseeing and get lost into that ancient fragrance, then please inform me………I said Female readers, No male readers. My birthday is on January 10^th.

If anyone coming with me……..please take note of this

When I travel, I am a less luggage more comfort person, but very particular about protective about the person with me. I don’t mind taking risks or taking up some adventures if it is not harmful for the other person. I like to sit quiet for hours in a place which I like and that time I will be talking to my Lord. You may see me detached from the world and please don’t get confused that’s the way of meditation. I am very much a night person, and I like being in the darkness and under the beautiful sky, walking alone and talking to my Lord and giving him thanks for these beautiful creations.

I eat anything and more into vegetarian part. I don’t have the habit of coffee or tea. I don’t drink alcohol or smoke. I don’t mind you smoking or drinking, but don’t create a scene after that. I am a lawyer and I am enrolled. So, If I land in a legal issue the authority may be friendly with me and helpful   , but may not be the same with you.

If you are a rationalist who hates astrology and have so much of rationalist garbage to speak against astrology, then no. My dad and husband are the biggest rationalists who speak against astrology and I know what a rationalist speak against this divine science. If you are an astrology lover, I can read your chart for FREE, and I know my potential as an astrologer how I can understand a person. Only one cunning woman from Dubai has only played some cheap game with me to put me down. She was so disgusting. None of my clients will say that “ JayaShree is a dump idiot  astrologer”.

 I have lady friends who smoke, and drink.  When we travel together I don’t mind you joining with anyone, but risk will be totally yours. I prefer to be away  from menfolk, because I have some bad Karma with males in the past birth and I and males don’t share much great vibes. So I am not an advocate of male female friendships. My best friend is a male, but he is a Gay.

Arijit Singh

Robert Mendonza

Justin Beiber

Alicia Keys

ABBA

M. Jackson

The Winner is Of course Jackson Baba…….still ruling my heart

I was watching this debate after one month of it was aired. I don’t get time to watch television at all 

BTW who watches CNB yaar? I dont……….

I am madly busy for myself. Sometimes it is too suffocating…..I forget all the important things in my personal life. My mom is  so angry with me. At my counseling time, my spiritual teacher is also upset with me that I don’t give her a daily report of my life. First of she is truly mad at me for practicing astrology. I told her that I have ‘ Guru Chandal Yog” and she didn’t understand that. How can she,? Huh? For those who don’t know what Guru Chandal yog is, when Jupiter and Rahu conjunct in a house, that avastha is called Guru Chandaal yog. Astrologically this is a very mean yoga, which people don’t like to speak up. I don’t see any shameful thing in having Guru Chandaal yoga, because I am not a traditional Hindu astrologer who relies totally on my astrology chart. I look at it to know how universe has programmed me. That’s all; rest all I invest with my lord. Because astrology is not a solution for your problems. It is just a divine knowledge which gives you enlightenment.

 When Jupiter and Rahu are conjunct, then it means the person is rebellious. They have to struggle a lot to respect others and to get respect from others. Or, take it like this, your life will be full of events where you see respecting others is not your cup of Vodka,tea or coffee and you don’t mind getting into any conflicts. You don’t worry taking up a bad name in front of the world. You care a ‘F” about that. Others find it very difficult to tame you and you are not anywhere within their reach. This can be with any one, parents, spouse, siblings, kids, neighbors or anyone. They will see totally like a narcissist. A person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. Whoever  come across in your life says that you are highly self-obsessed.

Well, now those who has this conjunction, there is a good news for you. The intensity of this yoga will reduce during your late 30s. For me, many people say you have “ Guru Chandal yoga and it is not good for a female. Oh …….take it easy guys, you can’t do anything about any bad placement in your chart other than submitting to the lord and asking guidance from him.

I see famous astrologers describing all the planetary placements and predictions on their channels, I feel so sick about it. Can they change anything? No. That’s the truth. So instead of spreading false remedies and hopes why don’t they try to fix people’s focus in the Lord Almighty? See, how Guru Chandaal yoga working within me?

Well, yesterday was my office party at Le Meridian Kochi. I don’t go for any office parties and I really hate that. My interaction with my colleagues are very less, may be my Guru Chandaal yoga…….. During my yearly appraisal, I got a strict warning from my reporting manager to interact with others, I tried hard………mujhse ho nahi paya. I can’t do that. I asked my reporting manager whether I can skip this party and obviously he said no.

Ufffffff, the with half mind I went for this party and I were just sticking on to my friend Viz. My colleagues presented some program and I was sleeping, but I woke up for food. It was so nice, then I skipped the program and went to my spiritual teacher’s house and we chat till late night. I spoke about my life, my temptations, my struggles and it was really a refreshing time.

Well, let’s come back to our topic of these Roast program Comedy Nights Bachao. Krushna Abhishek is my favorite comedian. No doubts. Lekin his program CNB is nothing but a shit. It is unbearable. He says it’s a roast. I dunno why people want to make fun of others about their looks? They enjoy underestimating others look and they call it as enjoyment. For me, it is a kind of mental disease called Sadism.

My skin color is dark. It is very much towards brown. Wherever I have worked, there were at least 2or 3 people who made fun of my color. In this present office, one day one employee came and asked me to read his chart. I read his chart for “Free”. I never give free readings for males. Still, I gave. The very next day he is making fun of my color. He got an insightful reading and he is not grateful for that , and he is now feeling my color is dark? Didn’t he feel that when he was sitting and listening his life sketch for free? Loafer. I dont even look at his face after that. He is disgusting. 

I was totally angry, I caught hold of him and threatened not to take advantage and he and I are never friends or I never need him as a friend. He could not tolerate that. First of all, that guy looks like a &%*&)(*.( sorry for personal attacks, but he asked for this from me)  Then how can he come and make fun of my color? I dunno why fair people all tend to mock at dark people. Do they get any personal gratification from mocking at a god’s creation? Or do they feel superior to darkies? You guys may say that I am super emotional, but guys, I took so many years to come out of that inferiority complex injected by the society that I am dark so ugly.  Why you want to add into my worries? 

I am an astrologer, if I say somoene, offffff your chart is damaged and your life is gone, then will you spare me? 

I studied with fair gals and guys. They all looked so beautiful and I donno why from the childhood onwards I was never jealous of any fair ladies. The only fair woman I am ever jealous is our Ex-Prime Minister Smt Indira Gandhi.  It was not for her beauty only, but for her capabilities too. I donno what critics say about her, but she was an iron woman. She died for her country, that is called dying with honor. I also would prefer such a death, I am happy to sacrifice the last drop of my blood for my country.  My old classmates  ask me how I maintain like this. They are nowhere in the media or social scene or many of them don’t even have a career. That doesn’t mean that I am rocking here, but I am thinking about how I was underestimated by some of them during my childhood for being a brownie or blackie.

 I had a close friend during my school days, which many of the guys were obsessed about. Those days there was no closer interaction with male and females, we used to stand keeping some distance. I never felt this gal was beautiful, not that as well, she never used to brush properly. I used to walk with her so I knew how much she stinks. I was so healthy and fit than her and I never found any guy interested in me that time.

Even though my black color was an issue for some, after I grew up I have been proposed only by  fair and dashing hunks. I dunno for what. When I look back, all guys (around 5) who proposed me were so dashing and their color  towards the fairer side . They all told me that they always had a fascination to have a girlfriend like me with brown skin and honey colored eyes.Pata nahi daana daal rahe  the ki nahi.  Sab kuch chalta hey is duniya mein. Even my husband, he is a fair and handsome guy; he used to tell me that his dream was to marry a girl like Anu Agarwal who is a dusky beauty.  Well he married a lady no less than Anu Agarwal…..he can be happy.

  Even if it is like that, I will protest if someone make fun of my color, that you are black. It is because we are in a society and feel good for fair things.  Even Kishenji   (Lord Krishna) is there for dark people. but people want Kishenji to ask his mom, “Mein kyun Kala”  and ‘ “Radha Kyun Gori”. The highlight is that Kishenji was not after Radhaji, It was Radhaji who was pagal after Kishenji. 

I am asking only this  , you may be running a roast program, if you are  making your living by insulting others , then you should change your career. You should not eat from someone’s   burdens; it will act against you one day.

  AIB aka All India Bakchod , another roast group. They should   of course be  banned.   In one roast program Ranvir Singh, Arjun Kapoor, was making fun of one AIB guy, that when that guy was born, his dad looked at his mother and said from now onwards only “anal sex”

What nonsense? How can someone humiliate someone else parents like this? If I was at his place I would have jumped up to the stage and slapped these heroes even if they are super stars or whatever. Instead, this AIB guy is sitting and showing his teeth as if it was a pious joke……………Pls draw lines, pls,…..

  Roast supporters say, that it is a popular concept in the US. Please go to the US then. You can call me underdeveloped brain, but if you say my parents will change missionary position to anal just because they gave birth to an ugly child( according to AIB standards)  or my color is black because of too much of gulab jamun, then I will surely get offended. You guys had a bad upbringing. If you guys has a good upbringing, you would have known the meaning of mutual respect and empathy. 

It gives a kind of inferiority complex. I don’t see any fun in that because you are telling that you guys are superior to me that too in this country of democracy and socialism.  You fair guys are telling ” black people should not come to the forefront, becs they are not presentable? ” 

 Why do they want to enjoy like putting others down? Pls watch CNB, Bharti Singh, who is an integral part of CNB, she is little healthier, she shamelessly put herself down for money. Almost all episodes we can see people insulting her for her extra weight, and she showing her teeth for just money, money and money. What value is in such wealth for that you have to put yourself down? What hope are you giving for those fat ladies who literally depressed because of overweight and going through inferiority complex?

 You are spreading a message, it is ok to insult others and thus enjoy. And those who have such qualities should silently bear with all these? Why don’t you help the society to change their mind set in freely accepting all kind of people ?

 There are so many people in this world who live in pain because they are not good looking according to the social standards. I am involved with so many such people’s lives, so I know, its very hard than you can imagine.  I went through such pains in my childhood and I took a lot to come out of that stigma injected by the society ruled by so Called fair people.  You may not be able to solve such pain, but you can stop hurting them more. Not everyone is brought up in the same way. So please come up with meaningful things in your life. Thus spread light and love.

Few years back my fellow theologians from the USA came down to India for spiritual retreat. Among them one asked me in a private conversation, ” In your TV channels whomever seen are fair and handsome …..but in reality I dont see any fair people in India”  Lolzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If any dark skinned gal out there who is been bullied by this fair angels, pls contact me, I will tell you how to manage the situation. Apun bhi kam nahi ………

Me ( Jay)

And

Tannishtha Chatterjee

Tannishta is Fair I guess……If  she is black, then what is my color? 

 Ok chalo chodo, ab sab milke ek gaane dekhte hey, ek not so gora hero ek hi vaqt do do ladkiyo ko , vo bhi gori chitti, pata rahe hey  ……

My favrt Bonny with Koushani Mukherjee and Swastika Dutta 

By : Benny Dayal & Satrujit Dasgupta

Written For jksastrology.com

An Introduction to Vedic Astrology

Vedic astrology can be more than 10000 years old and no one clearly knows which the accurate date of the Vedic period is.   Even though there are debates going on about the accurate time period of this Vedic life, it definitely was rooted in the Indian subcontinent.    Unlike modern science and technology, this Vedic period was the time frame where people used Vedic knowledge in their daily life. There was a set health care system named Ayurveda, now also Ayurveda is a very big industry. Astrology or Jyotish is a branch in that Vedic lifestyle. Jyotish means nothing but knowledge of light.

Veda means a lot in Sanskrit. It means sacred knowledge, sacred lore, finding, perception, true knowledge and much more.   The knowledge about Vedas have spread in four texts Rig veda, Yajur veda, Sama veda and Atharva veda. There are so many scriptures from these books mentions   astrology.

Even though there are many texts available about Vedic astrology, Vedanga Jyotish can be considered as main text which is supposed to be originated in the later part of the Vedic era. It is all about astronomical calculations and astrology as well. There are so many other books giving detailed descriptions about astrology like Brihat Parshara Hora Sastra, Jaimini Sutras, Phaldeepika, Uttara Kalaamrit, and Bhrigu sutras.

In Western astrology is ahead of Vedic astrology by 23 degrees in the calculation. In a birth chart if Sun is at 20 degrees Sagittarius, according to Vedic chart, in Western chart Sun will be in early degrees of Capricorn. So, the calendar also changes. Accordingly, the dates of the months also change.

Western Calendar

Aries    March 21 – April 20

Taurus    April 21 – May 21

Gemini    May 22 – June 21

Cancer    June 22 – July 22

Leo    July 23 -August 23

Virgo    August 22 – September 22

Libra    September 24 – October 23

Scorpio    October 24 – November 22

Sagittarius    November 23 – December 21

Capricorn    December 22 – January 20

Aquarius    January 21 – February 19

12: Pisces    February 20- March 20

Eastern Calendar

Aries    April 14 – May 15

Taurus    May 15 – June 15

Gemini    June 15 – July 16

Cancer    July 16 – August 17

Leo    August 17 – September 17

Virgo    September 17 – October 17

Libra    October 17 – November 16

Scorpio    November 16 – December 16

Sagittarius    December 16 – January 14

Capricorn    January 14 – February 13

Aquarius    February 13 – March 14

Pisces    March 14 – April 14

In the Vedic system of astrology, prominence is given to nine planets. Which are known as Nava Grahas.  They are here with their Sanskrit names

Sun: Soorya

Moon: Chandra

Mercury : Budha

Venus : Shukra

Mars : Mangala

Jupiter: Brihaspati

Saturn: Shani

North Node: Rahu

South Node : Ketu

Even though these planets can indicate us about our destiny, the true results are derived from the placement of Nakshatras or Lunar Mansions which lies behind the planets. At this point, Western astrology students may get confused.  There are 12 signs; planets are traveling through these signs. There are other constellations which behind these planets other than these 12 signs. These constellations are 28 in number. They are known as lunar mansions or nakshatras. Among these 28 nakshatras 27 are known as feminine nakshatra and the 28th one is considered as the male entity. So, for astrology consultation, only 27 nakshatras are taken into consideration.

These 27 lunar mansions or nakshatras makes Vedic astrology more detailed while Western astrology is very easy to understand. In the next chapters, we will study more about Vedic astrology. Vedic astrology chart has 12 houses like the western chart. The matters allotted to each house are almost all the same, but there is much more in Vedic astrology.